My keeper put me through a coupla tests...
Lord knows I've put a few tests on her as well
When you meet a real, bonafide keeper there will be NO doubt.
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Haha...and I wouldn't call farting after sex a test per se...it's just something I do.
I think where 'Grinus is going with this (assuming our psychic link is functioning properly), is that I should clarify a few things...
A keeper that is once bitten twice shy is going to want to make sure that whomever she decides to invest in is worthy of her investment. Therefore, she will test you. The difference between a golddiggin' ass hoe's tests and a keepers tests are night and day. Like how I said my keeper wanted to know beyond the shadow of any measurable doubt that I was VERY interested in, so she insisted that I call her first for several days...my gut told me she was worth it so I did. She is big on family...so it was imperative to meet her folks. Another test...but I did that too because I felt she was worth it. I know for a fact that her mom isn't a big fan of me...maybe my age plays a part but mostly it's because she doesn't want her daughter becoming barefoot and pregnant before she finishes school. In spite of her mom's temporary disapproval of me, she still deals with me...another 'test' of mine passed.
I slept with her almost a month after we met...very long for me, and pretty quick for her. I didn't mind tho...I really was enjoying her company and getting to know HER...besides I was still having sex with my usuals.
My tests are less tests and more gauging responses to different situations and scenarios. I had told her when we met that was wrapping up school and really didn't have a lot of money at the moment. She would then take ME out to dinner, movies, massages and pay. No fuss, no problem. The few times I would pay I always (and still to this day) have to stop her from pulling her wallet out. I live 40 minutes away from her, and she always drives to see me cause she still lives with her folks. She never complains about gas, time or anything. As we all know gas prices are getting ridiculous. Last week when she came over, I pulled out 20 dollars and told her, look I know gas is high, I appreciate you coming out here to see me, blah blah blah. She just looked at me and said, "I know you really don't expect me to take that, do you?" Best part is, had she taken the money I would have thought nothing of it...gas prices are HIGH. But she didn't, and that really shocked and surprised me in a VERY good way.
No slouch in the looks department either...I was at the mall with her today...I was paying for some T-Shirts I wanted and she walked away to look at something. I after I was rung up I walked over to where she was (a ways behind me) and she told me how this guy strolled up and hit on her as SOON as she was striking distance away from me. Told me the whole interaction, and the second thing out her mouth was 'I'm with my boyfriend.'.
If I tell her to do something, she'll do it. She's not a mindless slave, mind you...I couldn't get her to do retarded demeaning shit...but just little things like, "Hold this" without the please, or 'Wait for me over there"; "Pick that up"; 'Go put this in the trunk"; "Hold this"...I know it sounds trivial to some of you but you can't BUY that kind of compliance nowadays. Most women I've dealt with might be like, "You got two hands, YOU hold it", or just attitude in general. All this woman wants to do is please me. She even buys things for my son...and my crazy ass baby mama hasn't even let me let her meet him yet.
It's actions like that...that let me know that I've stumbled upon a keeper. No doubt in my mind.
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EVERYTHING.
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