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Author: | GoldenBoy [ Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:13 pm ] | |
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This is my definitive thread on Patrice O'Neal. Links with "NF" are links to the threads I started on this forum (Threads to read in their entirety too, even though I will put the links here too). His philosophy : Articles : MUST READ ARTICLE (an introduction to the man) : The Comedian Comedians Were Afraid Of Patrice O’Neal: Trying to Be Righteous - Unmasked with Ron Bennington - TRANSCRIPT OF AN INTERVIEW Stage Time Interview (2004) New Comedian Jim Norton reflects on his fallen friend Patrice O’Neal New Danny Lobell Remembers Patrice O’Neal New Cringe Humor Remembers Patrice O’Neal New (A personal collection of photos, audio, & video of my relationship with an all-time favorite comedian, I'll link it on stand-ups too) Patrice O’Neal Better Than You BSeen Media New Interviews (the bottom ones contain relationship advices as well (mainly even)) : NF - Patrice O'Neal Interview on honesty Patrice O’Neal: Trying to Be Righteous - Unmasked with Ron Bennington - same as transcript, but VIDEO VERSION) 58 minutes O&A track where Chris Rock bashes Patrice for his philosophy Patrice O'Neal on a Shot of Yager Direct link : http://shotofyager.com/Podcast/Media/SOY57Patrice.mp3 45 minutes Mohr Stories 17 Patrice O'Neal 1h38 minutes New Patrice Oneal Twin Cities Tank interview. 1h25 minutes (2-part mp3 links New Interview (WTF with Marc Maron) with Patrice O'Neal (Interview starts @ 4:41) 1h10mins Lip Service 6-part radio show 1h20 minutes total New Patrice O'Neal on Lunatic Radio 45 minutes New Patrice O'Neal's Juan Epstein Interview 1h14 minutes New Sandpaper Suit with Matt Ruby Direct link : http://traffic.libsyn.com/sandpapersuit ... sode_1.mp3 55 minutes His standup : Old ones : Patrice O'Neal - The Nasty Show (2 parts) 15mins Rare footage of Patrice O'Neal 5 parts 1hour Down & Dirty with Jim Norton - Patrice O'Neal 7mins Patrice O'Neal at the Comedy Store, England 7mins Patrice O'Neal - ComedyNet 16mins Mp3 file, Where he destroys part of his public. (only 8 mg, 16 minutes) Robert Kelly & Patrice Oneal March 6th, 2010 Start at Part 2, 9 part show 1h10 minutes New Official ones : HBO One Night Stand Patrice Oneal | Full Stand Up HD 27mins - 2005 Patrice O'Neal - Elephant In The Room (Complete) 3 part videos (the full show is 1h17mins (this one has cut parts), but not on youtube ...) 40 mins - 2011 Mr P 1h14mins - 2012 Mr P's addition track : Better Than You 20mins Random videos (tv appearances, tribute videos) : Comedian Patrice O'Neal (on TV, defending his views on women) 4mins Patrice Oneal schools brawd on funny (defends rape jokes) Patrice O'Neal Destroys at his own Roast Patrice O'Neal on Contest Searchlight The Green Room with Paul Provenza 1.02 New NF - Patrice O'Neal - Bedroom Moves NF - Patrice O'Neal on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn New NF - Patrice O'Neal on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn - The Patrice Factor (street segments) New NF - 4-Part Tribute Documentary on Patrice O'Neal New Patrice O'Neal Greatest Laugh EVER - @OpieRadio VIDEO New It's Cold Out here story : Opie and Anthony - Patrice Oneal - It's Cold Outside Audio 16 minutes New CARTOON: It's Cold Out Here VIDEO 3 minutes New Patrice O'Neal in Creepy Cold Guy VIDEO, better quality but less detailed story 2 minutes New His show (Patrice O'Neal show coming soon) : http://blip.tv/patriceonealshow His radio appearances on O&A : Youtube lists of 145 appearances (between 1 hour and 5h32m long). Worst of Patrice O'Neal on O&a mp3 links His philosophy on men-women relationships : On O&A : NF - Opie & Anthony: Patrice Smashes Dr Z (woman's advices) Youtube (All the lings are FORMATTED TO FIT THE CORRECT START, and END (yes I'm quite proud of it ) : Patrice O'Neal on O&A 4 - Two questions asked in a "Dear Patrice" column on the Comical and Patrice's advice - 5 minutes Patrice O'Neal on O&A 14 - Stop falling in love, what if your girl leaves you ?, don't ask why, say bye - 2 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 21: It's Cold Out Here - Men value looks, women don't, women pretending a personality, funniness in genders. - 5 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 22: MYYY VAGIIINAAAAA - Raising your bitch - 3 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 24: Bitch Management 101 - 17 minutes Patrice O'Neal on O&A 30: Genesis of Black Phillip - 1h10 minutes Patrice O'Neal on O&A 31: "Lisa Loeb's Greatest Hits" - Talk with woman : There are no single guys, Girls get to choose from who approach them, Meeemeeemeee, Marquee value, making sense, women try to hit the lottery without creating something for themselves, changing your partner, happiness, waiting for prince charming, double talking and saying nothing, ... - 16 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 39: Tony Orlando and Yawn - Street segment, Patrice telling girl to give some pussy to her man. - 3 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 41: O&A Are Pussies - Brasil, AIDS, Happiness, Marquee Value, Abusive women, Karate school, Fear of being alone/replaced - 20 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 43: Niggaology 101 - Humans are animals, Patrice's girl gaining weight (car analogy), Dissecting 75's dating advice, meeting in the street. - 20 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 43: Niggaology 101 - Street Segment, Patrice trying complimenting girl's hair and going rogue - 40 seconds New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 44: The Cult of Black Phillip - Cult of pimpology track in its entirety (56 minutes, the first 15 minutes are his threesome story) Patrice O'Neal on O&A 53: Ima Fuck Yo Bitch - Threesome story, Being better than women, Partnership. - 9 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 53: Ima Fuck Yo Bitch - More Threesomes stories, Returning to basics - 6 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 53: Ima Fuck Yo Bitch - Opie's girl, Liking women, Love at first sight, mysweetfatty, LOVE - 12 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 53: Ima Fuck Yo Bitch - Maybe world, Being colder with your girl, "I am not engaged" track - 19 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 55: Sheep Testicles - Brasilian prostitutes, Detachment, Exchange of values, Pussy-terrorism, sex more important for women, Act Right - 21 Minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 57: Suck Cum Outta Granny's Pussy - How his gf got him to sleep with her (1 minute), Restraint, Sexual Harrassments, Double Standards in SH, More Sexual Harrassments Stories - 37 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 57: Suck Cum Outta Granny's Pussy - 8-Track Porno from 70's interrupted by Patrice watching Maury Povich fat mothers - 1h 09 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 59: Big Enough to Reverse Menopause - Cougars in africa, Marquee Value, Cougars stories - 55 Minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 60: Fighting For Dick Space - Patrice breaks down brazilian girl and relationship, threesome stories, don't leave your wife, lead her. - 43 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 61 - Made it before adding synopsis, so just check it out ... Some phone calls - 43 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 61: Bridge Burner - Phone calls continue, It's YOUR FAULT FELLAS. - 26 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 65: Car Crash Comedy 2008 - Patrice teaching virgin intern how to talk to girls, making her FEEL, Patrice the pussy whisperer - minutes - 8 minutes (full version is the first 30 minutes if you want , where they try to figure out if he's gay or not) New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 65: Car Crash Comedy 2008 - Patrice pimping girl comedian - 2 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 67: Women Make Me Sick - Discussing Anthony's breakup and ripping his ex, his woman's value, brainwashing. - 9 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 67: Women Make Me Sick (Dr Z track IN ITS ENTIRETY, two hours) Patrice O'Neal on O&A 70: Patreeky vs. Antholini - Between jokes : Using your talents, Conquer mentally, You're better than her, Coke Logic, Women fuck who you are not what you look like, Attitude, NO Pickup lines, Smelling attraction, Confidence. - 11 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 73: Little Chiclet Teeth - Phone with Amy Sutherland and her 'How to train men' book- 15 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 73: Little Chiclet Teeth - Women love emotions like crack, they have no skills at charming, better to jerk-off.- 3 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 74: Therapy Session - Antholini breakup, then random advice - 50 minutes Patrice O'Neal on O&A 75: Stop Being Loud in Movie Theaters - Dominatrixes - 10 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 76: Franchise Mode - Feeling sorry for women, helplessness - 4 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 81: I Must Be Damaging Bitches - Discussing with porn stars - 34 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 86: Eating Watermelon like Sambo - Why women suck ?, Charles Barkley. - 7 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 93: Everybody Hates Steve Carlesi - Letterman, marquee value, being a man, entitlement, exchange of value, loyalty, cheating, pie analogy (1:34:50), logic, trust is routine, game reversal, man rape - 30 minutes New Patrice O'Neal on O&A 99: Tiger Woods' Side Piece - Tiger Woods, Commitment, dr liz vaginal talk, elevating women besides pussy, EARNING desire, promoting women, sex is the confusion, game reversal, giving dick too easily. - 46 minutes Patrice O'Neal on O&A 100: Thermite Paint - Tiger Woods, Perkins waitress, doing things for pussy, women like you for other reasons than looks (34:00) . - 49 minutes New Random O&A Youtube videos : NATURAL PLACES of the genders and possible GAME REVERSAL : Patrice O'Neal (with Opie & Anthony): When It Comes to Getting a Man, Women Are One Trick Ponies (last part of O&A 93) 5 minutes New Opie And Anthony Patrice Pimps A Telephone Bill Collector 3 mins O&A mp3 links : Cult leader of pimpology (it's the O&A 44 track minus his threesome story before, and some other things after) Patrice thanks the threesome gods Patrice-On His Girl & Threesomes Patrice O'Neal's threesome issues Patrice Gives His Take On Ant Being Single Patrice-I Am Not Engaged Patrice Hits On 13 Year Old JC's Mom Patrice goes from Pimp to Pussy Patrice Comments On Antholini Patrice On The Antholini Breakup Black Phillip show : NF - Patrice O'Neal - Black Phillip Show
List of the episodes of Black Phillip Show(8 and 9 are the same, each episode is 2h or 2h30mins)
Random threads :And for those who think it's too long, ... Here is a list a videos of a guy who took pieces of the show and put them BY TOPIC (ego, honesty, logic, marriage, women's lib ...........) http://www.youtube.com/user/biz20/video ... e=1&view=0 (except the first two o&a audios) Also, his friend Dante Nero began Dante Nero - Beige Phillip Show NF - Patrice O’Neal on Strong Women, Monogamy NF - Patrice O'Neal Joke about women (from wikipedia) NF - Vondecarlo Brown (or O'Neal) - song about Patrice NF - Video decryption on mindset (Patrice O'Neal talk friends) NF - SOS Band - Just be good to me Finished. I won't update it again. Please report a broken link though. |
Author: | The Kidd!! [ Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:27 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Definitive thread on Patrice O'Neal |
VERY nice |
Author: | GoldenBoy [ Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:28 pm ] | |
Post subject: | Re: Definitive thread on Patrice O'Neal | |
VERY nice
Thanks, now WATCH Watch these two : Comedian Patrice O'Neal (on TV, defending his views on women) 4 minutes Patrice Hits On 13 Year Old JC's Mom |
Author: | GoldenBoy [ Sat Nov 10, 2012 7:07 pm ] | ||
Post subject: | Re: Definitive thread on Patrice O'Neal | ||
I HAVE FOUND TWO NEW (both ONLY weeks before his death) INTERVIEWS OF PATRICE O'NEAL : Interview 1 : Sandpaper Suit with Matt Ruby
http://sandpapersuit.libsyn.com/episode ... ice-o-neal Patrice O'Neal discusses cheating, monogamy, commitment, threeways, his relationship with his mom, gender roles, harems, the pros and cons of pimping, how to keep relationships fresh, and more. He says, "When people listen to this shit, I'm going to be an asshole to most people. But I'm not saying anything that's wrong. The truth hurts." Direct link : http://traffic.libsyn.com/sandpapersuit ... sode_1.mp3 55 minutes I just listened to the first one ^, IT IS THE BEST INTERVIEW / AUDIO SO FAR, hence my hurry to post. Interview 2 : A Shot of Yager
http://shotofyager.com/Podcast/A_Shot_o ... ONeal.html I was lucky enough to get the chance to talk to Patrice O’Neal a couple weeks ago, on 10/11/11. He was nice enough to spend forty-five minutes of his time sharing his thoughts on the world of comedy, his love/hate relationship with the industry, the story behind his famous set at this year’s Charlie Sheen Roast, Opie & Anthony and a whole lot more. Today (10/26) the entire world was shocked and saddened to find out that Patrice suffered a stroke last week. There is nothing I’d like more than to be sharing this interview under better circumstances but I feel compelled to pass along the very passionate words of wisdom that a true comedic visionary shared with me that day. I regret not posting it as soon as it was taped. My thoughts and prayers are with Patrice and family. -Scott Direct link : http://shotofyager.com/Podcast/Media/SOY57Patrice.mp3 45 minutes I don't know where to put it on the first post, so I'll let them here with big prints. |
Author: | GoldenBoy [ Mon Dec 24, 2012 11:02 am ] |
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UP UP UP First post edited. Thanks grinus |
Author: | GoldenBoy [ Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:15 pm ] |
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Youtube : Patrice O'Neal - Elephant in the Room - Uncensored and Unedited - 1:17:12 Full show !!!! Watch it before it gets deleted (which may be soon depending on rights) Side note : Tough Crowd Stands Up (Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn stand-up special) (9/26/03) : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h-ArJbwfgI |
Author: | Flow83 [ Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:58 pm ] |
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EDIT: Never mind, it's right up top, "interview on honesty." I recommend everyone watch just to see how you react almost immediately when the guy starts introducing Patrice. |
Author: | GoldenBoy [ Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:05 pm ] | ||
Post subject: | Re: Definitive thread on Patrice O'Neal | ||
Thanks! I always knew he could be brutal and hilarious, but I hadn't heard much and didn't realize how deep he went.
Check out his fan-made tribute too then : http://www.naturalfreedom.info/viewtopi ... 628#p27589Do you know which one is an interview with the guy for some webcast, where Patrice is basically calling him out for being fake the whole time.. he laughs while the guy is introducing him and I immediately could feel where it was going, because of how uncomfortable/fake the guy was - do you know which link this is ? EDIT: Never mind, it's right up top, "interview on honesty." I recommend everyone watch just to see how you react almost immediately when the guy starts introducing Patrice. Addendum : THERE IS ALSO THIS ARTICLE : http://www.exophrine.com/2011/12/rip-co ... trice.html An exerpt from the article (on his Black Phillip Show) :
But the one thing that drew everyone in was his take on love, sex, and relationships. Here's where he was just untouchable. When it came to dealing with women in this area, he knew exactly what to do and say; and when I say that, I just don't mean what to do and say to women, but to guys everywhere having "women problems." He was able to lead the way, and show exactly what needed (and still needs) to be done.
This led to Patrice getting his own talk radio show on XM/Sirius called THE BLACK PHILLIP SHOW, so named because they couldn't call it by its original name, BLACK DR. PHIL. For a few hours on Saturday night every 3-4 weeks (it was very sparse, but it was great), he would sit with his posse in a radio studio, take calls, and do his best to help guys that were really in a bad spot in their love life. There were even call-in testimonies from guys with success stories about how BLACK PHILLIP turned their lives around and taught them how to get what they wanted and not just look and sit there, wanting. One of the biggest groups he offended were women, and it's easy to understand; his material didn't have them held in the highest regard. It's not easy having that as part of your image, but Patrice wore it as a badge of honor. Those women who don't understand just dismissed him as someone who acted like a pig and just hated on women (they didn't want to understand); but if you had the capacity, then you would know that he doesn't necessarily hate women, that it's more complex than that. He had a whole view that took time to get around to. One of my favorite responses that he once had to women dismissing him with, "Oh, he just hates women" was simple, succinct, and beautiful: "Somebody's gotta tell you." I wish I could explain it more than that, but it really is something that you have got to just experience yourself. It isn't something that you can just wrap up in a nice little package easily (come on, this damn post is already THIS long!); it's a really complex concept that takes time to wrap your head around. His take on how to deal with a girl in a relationship was so groundbreaking and different than anything I had ever heard before. With principles like "You're better than her" and "Beat her with logic," it was something that required investing time and energy into fully understanding. |
Author: | GoldenBoy [ Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:48 pm ] |
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JUST DROPPING THIS LINK : http://www.youtube.com/user/CultOfBlack ... eos?view=0 CULT OF BLACK PHILLIP, work in progress. EVERY APPEARANCE WHERE HE DEALS WITH black philip's 'topic' SORTED, JUST THE GOLD (BETTER (better sorted, with names, more taken) than I did above, and links do not work for mine anymore). Working links of Full appearances on O&A : 145 episodes on O&A : http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL ... jEO4ZBBk3o |
Author: | GoldenBoy [ Fri Aug 02, 2013 4:23 pm ] |
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There is a written article (Rolling Stone magazine, february 2012) I didn't know about, it's a very good depiction of his whole life : http://www.jonahweiner.com/RS_Patrice_Jonah_Weiner.html |
Author: | GoldenBoy [ Thu Aug 22, 2013 4:09 pm ] |
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NEW ALBUM : Patrice O'Neal Unreleased. Released August 20th 2013 iTunes : https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/unrel ... d676195583 Deezer : http://www.deezer.com/fr/album/6789860 64kb mp3 ripped off deezer (30 mo - 1 hour 5 minutes) : https://www.dropbox.com/s/qpcyd49kk74kv ... d%2064.mp3 Didn't hear it yet (I'm finishing season 2 of call me fitz ), but won't review it. Side note : Track 8 (from 40 minutes to 1 hour) is the track 'Better Than You' already linked ... skip it if it bugs you. |
Author: | GoldenBoy [ Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:24 pm ] | |
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There seem to be an ebook : http://www.amazon.com/Giving-Women-Opti ... 261&sr=1-1 Exerpt :
Giving Women Options
If someone has a amazon premium account with kindle, please take it for free.Patrice O’Neal’s Misogynistic Philosophy of A Righteous Dude by E. Fredrick Watson Copyright © 2013 by E.Fredrick Watson All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the author except for the use of brief quotations in a book review. Table of Contents Introduction: The Vagina Bubble Brazil A Righteous Dude Women Don’t Chose Men, We Chose Them Can You Open This Pickle Jar For Me? We Are Not Together Hunting Bears, Dear, And Bunnies Liking You Is Better Than Loving You Human Resources Women’s Lib Just Be Honest A Man’s Logic Karate Class - The One That Stuck Around Trust Sharks And Tuna Bears And Fish A Girl’s Guy Friend Time Hoe A Women’s Happiness Women Feed Off Emotions Looser Women Only Have Pussy All Men Are Like Me Marriage For Women The Secret Weapon Against Women Cheating Tiger Woods David Letterman Deviant Sex Introduction: The Vagina Bubble I’m the open micer, so I’ll only take up a few pages to warm you up before I introduce the headlining act. So let me start. I remember being a very curious nine-year-old country boy wondering about the purpose of my ‘thang’. Why did I have this sensitive appendage that swelled up and felt real good when I rubbed on it. I wasn’t completely ignorant of its use. I saw plenty of stray dogs humping and getting stuck together all the time, and from that figured it was for making babies. But I couldn’t figure out what I would ultimately be doing with mine and when I would be doing it. I was ambiguous about my ‘thang’, as I called it, and I knew girls didn’t have one. Then one day, when I was around eleven years old, after my family had moved into the low- income apartments that would be our home for fifteen years, a much older bully started fucking with me. Apparently fucking with me was his job, ‘cause that’s what he did every time he saw me for almost the entire first year I lived there. He said, “Nigga, you ain't never had no pussy." “Yes I have," I said in my pre-pubescent voice that hadn’t started to change yet. Of course I was lying my ass off. “What it look like then?” the asshole shouted down at me. “It looks like a V with some hair on it.” I even held up the two-finger victory sign. I’d only seen a few pictures of naked women in a Playboy magazine back when it showed their airbrushed bodies posed with only a suggestion of lude sexuality. Though surrounded by sexually advanced peers, to a naive kid like me a pussy simply meant not having a ‘thang’. I went on to describe a camel-toe and shit with vivid detail before my bully snarled and said words that changed my life forever. “You a damn lie. A pussy is a hole!" I remember standing there blank-faced for what felt like a long time. My bully and the other boys with him were walking away, but all I could do was stand there, whispering over and over, "A pussy is a hole." All the way home I’d freeze in my step and say aloud while looking into empty space, then at the OK sign I made with my right hand, "A pussy is a hole." And then, as I clearly recall even now, my eyes opened wide and I almost shouted the revelation that struck my young mind like a bolt of lightning. “A pussy is a hole!” And with the ridged index finger of my other hand pointing straight, I pushed it through the hole my left hand had made. That was the very instant I truly understood the purpose of my ‘thang’. From that day forward my ‘thang’ had a real purpose that would define a large part of my self- identity, and I've tried to get into as many pussy-holes as women would offer. But keeping it real, I didn’t get any actually pussy until I was seventeen. Between fifteen and seventeen I’d only finger-fucked a few girls here and there. Even the most well known young hoes around the block froze up when I went to close the deal. Then at seventeen something clicked in me. I had grown tired of walking away from a girl’s house or apartment with a massive boner hard enough to cut a diamond, and jacking off afterward on made me a little angry. After testing a few theories and gauging many girl’s reaction to my different approaches, I realized that being a nice and friendly guy turned girls off, and that chasing after them that way somehow made their pussies cold and dry up, if it had ever gotten wet to begin with. My chasing them turned something off in their impression of me and made me look, well, boyish. I learned that I should never chase after a woman, but allow her to pursue after me, which is what all females naturally do when they want anything. I learned to use a natural female trait for my benefit and it worked like a charm. All I had to do was set out the proper bait of attitude, confidence, and sexuality and be available when she was sufficiently feminized by my cool display of manliness. And because I was living a somewhat violent lifestyle in the hood at the time, attitude, confidence, and aggression was absolutely necessary to keep on display if I wanted respect from the rough ass dudes living around me. I learned that a woman can smell the animal in a man a mile away, and at nineteen I was batting a thousand and hitting homeruns like I was juiced up on steroids. But at around twenty-two, while I was doing a lot of hoe-hopping, I discovered I didn’t like something about the social nature of many of the women around me, especially the ones I was fucking with. I realized that none of them could give two shits to know me as a person as well as my male friend did. They never tried to even ask any relevant questions pertaining to who I was or what I thought about anything. It just didn’t fucking matter at all. There was no deep human connection to build a solid relationship foundation, which is what I wanted to do with a two or three of the women I dated. I have concluded that to them I was a mere idea, a human resource to extract some form of benefit. Whether it was some good dick, my time and attention, some asked-for advice, or a little adventure to distract them from their persistent boredom, women seemed to always want something from me that they couldn’t create or generate for themselves and were unwilling or unable to give back to me. All they had was a pussy-hole. Have you ever noticed that very few women have hobbies? They are not creators, they are copiers, and mostly have no grounds for the simple idea of being a unique person. Not one woman I’ve ever dated was unique. They were just bits and pieces of other women they’ve met or seen on TV, recycling the same old shit, saying the same old rehashed things. The odd part is they always had the need to change me without ever giving clear reasons or even knowing the personal origins of what it was they were trying to change in me. It was change for the fucking sake of change, as if I was supposed to be like so many of them were, without principles. In essence, I had to be less than a man to remain in those relationships; I had to be feminized. I clearly understood that some of what women always want to change in me was the very reason they were attracted to me in the first place. Maybe, I wondered, it was some weird emotionalism driven by female hormones, or maybe the collective pussy matrix in America that causes women to conform to group-thinking that prohibited too many of them from ever knowing the subtle or even unobvious benefits of being with a solid man. Even now I can say no woman I’ve ever dated or loved, even my former wife, has - on her best day - ever really known me half as much as any of my close friends do on a bad day. And this is the horrible understanding about modern life that I recognize most men don’t even grasp about the women in their lives. They leave it to clichés like, ‘Who can understand women?’ Too many modern men are miserable in their relationships with women because they buy into the artificial and weaker version of masculinity that the controlling forces in society have created for them, and too many men live without ever engaging women through a more natural mode of maleness. Whenever I see a punk ass motherfucker acting jealous, controlling, over protective, too nice, or constantly showcasing like a peacock for female attention, it’s impossible for me to respect him because he has not evolved into a mature man of principle. He is a foolish caricature of the idea of a man that any woman can manipulate easily while silently hating him for not presenting to her his greatest gift, his masculinity and leadership. In reality the average woman could care less what the fuck a man thinks if he doesn’t benefit her with his natural masculinity for her spirit or his material gifts for her delights. As the comedian Chris Rock said, ‘Dick is free.’ But ask any guy and they will mumble how women have their own agendas that they try to obtain through the hyper-value men have given to pussy. For the average guy, his girl doling out a little ass is the blessed and sanctioned reward for him being a ‘good boy’, a real gentleman. But in a woman’s deepest spirit, her innermost sexual energy will remain reserved for the unflinching man of principle who says ‘NO’ with good reasons and doesn’t give an inch to her emotionalism or bitching. That man, if he also possesses any level of status that even remotely fits her agenda and taste, can fuck the rim out of the gentleman’s girl’s ass the day after her good man had begged to do it the night before. Against her will and socialization that bitch will understand that she has to earn a non- gentleman’s approval with more than a smile and the wink of an eye. She has to somehow please him with more than pussy if she wants to keep his masculine presence around. As for sex, she’ll ride the hell out of him and swallow his sperm on her own accord. If being pretty turns him on, she’ll look her best every moment she’s around him. To remain content, even if only temporarily, which is all that most women can afford, she must keep his ridged, unshakable spirit near or within reach to balance her see-sawing emotions, and this forces her to learn him at least in some small personal ways, like what’s his favorite football team, for example. But if confronted, she will swear she knows everything about him and is shocked, shattered, when she discovered she did know a goddamn thing about the fucker. Then her illusion is popped, and even the strongest, most stabilizing masculinity can’t compete with a woman’s shattered fantasy of love. So even as she cries heart-broken she will conclude that his ass has got to go and run from the devastation she caused herself by not learning who that motherfucker was in the first place. Now the next dude that follows will have to deal with the residue of her shattered delusion by playing the nice-guy savior and she’ll instinctively hate him and fuck him over just to regain her strength, just like a fucking dude would do. Why do we see this shit over and over? Because in our highest aim - driven by biology if you wish - maleness is based primarily in principles of reasoning. We strive to base our reality on shit that makes sense within the rules of engagement with the physical world. We create coded languages to form a man-world-view and teach our sons not to break it unnecessarily. Even in the hood motherfuckers get shot every day for breaking some code or another. People get fired and friendships end because a dude forgot or ignored some unspoken rule. Without principles, mankind would suffer a chaotic existence and be ruled by the whims of our animalistic nature. On the other hand, morality driven by emotions is the highest aspiration of female nature. If it feels wrong, that fucking shit is wrong no matter what the rules are. This mentality is formless and has no structured and logical flooring, but without it mankind would be no more that a thinking robot without intuition or any notion of love and beauty. Sense the beginning of time these two natural states worked well together because they were kept separate to serve the higher purpose of illustrating the duality of nature as expressed through the various societies humans created and built on. Even animals keep the sexes separate and come together only to make babies. But in the modern age where there are fewer division of male/female rolls that mark a clear boundary of what it means to be a dude and chick, the male now find himself the at a great and unnatural disadvantage. By nature of all of us being female at the start of life, the default mentality of every male is feminine. A male is the result of nature, in the form of gestational and post-birth increases of testosterone, and of nurture, by way of male bonding. But today, with a growing number of boys growing up fatherless and their bodies flowing with feminizing environmental toxins, the female mentality of raw and extravagant sentimentality has overrun the underdeveloped masculine reasoning of many of America’s men. Some unnatural rubicon has been passed well beyond anything that has happened before in America, if not in all of human history. Modern women, who have themselves become more masculine as if to fill in the gap left by retreating manliness, suffer in spirit from the lack of a counter weight to balance there abandoned feminine nature. So they date and marry, then manipulate like a child the feminized and irrational modern male, and they are deeply miserable for this trade-off. So many married women will open their legs to the first man displaying traditional manliness that comes her way. This is also the role of the pimp and player, and like a snake charmer with a flute, a player can put a woman I a seemingly hypnotic state without her knowledge and revert her back to a more nature state of balance with his logical process of thinking. It’s the reason why a dude can be fat or look like a fried monkey, but if he is level-headed and resourceful, gives good reasons why he is uncompromising in his actions, and acts out on the internal principles he has determined are right for him regardless of what bitch he pisses off, women will find attractiveness in him. He is the modern day ‘Bad Boy’, and at the right moment, if he is even a little smooth and confident in his approach, he can smash his fill of sexy women the majority of sentimental gentlemen could only fuck in their pornographic fueled fantasies. But now let me cover briefly the current state of my disillusionment with the majority of women I meet, and then introduce the real subject of this book. I still care for the well being of women, but they’ve changed dramatically over the years and I don't like them that much, and here's why. I've raised myself out of poverty, escaped gang violence and avoided the allure of hard drugs, read hundreds of books, went on to finish college and then acquire a master's degree. I’ve even saved people’s lives on a number of occasions. I've done all that and a hell of a lot more too. But a woman can be as stupid as outside is big and have nothing to bring to the relationship table but a set of perky tities or a nice fat ass (for ass-men like myself) and in her goddamn mind those things should and do trump everything I've done in my entire fucking life. To a woman nothing I’ve done or can do will match the social and redeeming value of her pussy. I have no value unless I offer something that she can exploit for herself. And when my value does warrant sex from her it’s not for the principled deeds I’ve done or high-level thoughts I might create in my thinking, but because I’m seen as manly and masculine, which pleases her female nature and her emotions. Even that is only temporary if her personal agenda is not getting fulfill, or she grows board, or you give her an inch too much. OK, I can deal with all that. I can adjust to the new situation of things while women can do what they’ve been doing. That’s fine and dandy to a point. But it seems the rules of the game have change too much and have become so untenable that the social fabric human relationship are bases on is being torn to shreds. I accept that in nature sexual selection, specifically in mammals and birds, is a female affair. She does the picking, and generally selects the males deemed to have the better genes. Elks in the wild bulk up and grow large antlers only to stop eating and almost everything else to keep his sexually receptive females around during the mating season. He works his ass off fighting to keep other males away from his herd of bitches while mating with them as much as possible. By the end of it all he is damn near dead from exhaustion. What it boils down to is males have to work for sex and females pick the most able male, the one that balances her feminism with strength of spirit or of body. Human sexually was that for countless eons. But in human current societies, other factors throw a monkey wrench against the natural order of mating success. Shit like artificial enhanced notoriety and government assistance make natural selection very unnatural at times. This might even seem a good thing to some that a short or less than impressive specimens of manliness can pull women with their nonphysical assets. But the aggravating and completely unnatural problem accruing now in modern dating is when stressed-out and emasculated males meet hyper-masculine females. Very little complex and normal human bonding is shared between the two camps. And people still wonder why the divorce rate is over 50%. With government quotas, assistance programs, neo-feminist, the anti-male stance taken by the media, and the false fantasy of sisterhood growing stronger in the western world (I say fantasy because everybody knows women generally hate each other), women on the whole have been given the upper hand in their relationships with men, and they know this well enough to keep men on the defensive on every level. Nowadays a fat bitch with no education and nine fucking kids by different motherfuckers she randomly fucked can still, in her modern day female delusion, somehow believe she is a great catch and talk shit to anybody who says otherwise. Generally, not only do guys have to overly impress the woman he wants with the traditional trappings of courtship - material gifts, his style, his social status, his ‘game’- he also has to stay alpha and show hyper-masculinity to the extreme to even be considered a man when dating the overly aggressive modern woman. That’s why ever Tom, Dick, and Harry is trying to get swoll and unnaturally buff, so he’ll at least look the part even if the modern woman can out-man his ass. We have to do all this while trying to survive in these stress-filled and ever changing times. Typically, we will be dead of a heart attack or some other breakdown by age sixty, or fucked up from stress and angry at the very least. But who the fuck said being a man was fair? I know women are the only game in town for a straight man, but I say fuck that crazy and artificial bullshit shit we call relationships today. I’m tired of the endless struggle. I can’t be hardcore masculine all the fucking time, like a shallow cartoon character. I feel shit too, and always holding my feelings inside will kill me sho’nuff. Yes I'm bitter, and it’s not about getting pussy. Hell, a half retarded fucker can get some half retarded pussy with a little effort. It’s about the respect and natural connection every person wants in life, which I don’t get in the relationship I’ve had with women I’ve dated. And I doubt any other guy does for long these days. I don’t mean I want to love like a woman loves, I simply mean I want the love of a woman. But the problem remains the same as it has been; the love, respect and acknowledgment, and the female affection I want as a heterosexual man is completely tied to the current hyper inflated value of pussy, and most women in America are unable or unwilling to restore the natural balance. It’s all one giant simmering bubble and this immense vagina bubble is about to pop any day now. I'll be glad when it does. Maybe then the average guy can get the respect and affection he wants and have a farer exchange for the pussy he needs. I hope that one day soon I’ll to be able to say some shit like, ‘How about you share your pussy for this delicious two-piece chicken dinner and a medium drink from KFC?’ not to a hungry crack-head, but to a regular woman. I’m joking with that, but if the value of vagina does get reset to its appropriate price, maybe then women will again respect a wider definition of masculinity and not its narrow and hyped up versions as seen on TV and in music, which, by the way, has promoted the idea of thug simply for contrast so the aggressive modern women can feel a little lady-like and believe they have contenders that match to their narcissistic and self- important views. That damn bubble keeps growing bigger and is costing guys more time and money and much of their spirit just to get what should be natural for them to have. But until then there are a few voices being heard from the oppressive shadow caused by the oppressive vagina-collective. Some of those voices are louder and funnier than others. One of the more insightful of those voices is quite now after his sudden passing, leaving only recording and Youtube videos of his words and a legacy of great comedy to advance his reputation of profound wisdom. I’m referring to Patrice O’Neal, whose personal philosophy on women and relationships is the reason I wrote this book. I’ve loved stand up comedy since I was a boy back in the 70’s after a friend stole his older brother’s Richard Pryor cassette tape and played it while we stood around under a tree on a hot summer day. It was new to me to hear someone cussing from a speaker and saying things about sex and being a black man in America. Soon afterwards I started following my favorite comedian’s careers with the passion others give their favorite singer or band. When I separated from my wife of twenty years and moved into an apartment, I would get depressed sometimes at not living with my children and the break up of my family put me in a dark mood. To lift my spirits I’d search Youtube for videos of my favorite comics and I sought out new talents to keep an eye on. One night found Patrice O’Neal’s Comedy Central special Elephant in the Room and I was an instant fan. Funny, philosophical, and even provocative, I listened to the show two or three times that same night. But it was the viewer’s comments below the video that sparked in me another question about the comic. I gathered that he was dead, but along with the R.I.P.s there was a kind of mythical reverence his fans had for him. I started wondering why were they calling him one of the greatest, a genius, and a great thinker who was wiser than most, and on and on? So like I always do when I find a talent I want to follow, I dug in and searched the Internet for all I could fine on him, and what I found totally consumed me for a three or four week stretch. Every night after work I would watch his performances or listen to some of his many appearances on the Opie and Anthony Show someone had uploaded to Youtube. And boy, he was all they said he was and more. To me his words were downright transformational, especially his insights on the cost of fame, on race, and the nature of women. But it was Patrice’s own show, The Black Phillip Show, that really got my attention and introduced me to another degree of understanding a true player can have of women. His visually descriptive wit and perfect comedic timing during the live show was better than anything I’d heard from a radio show. His ability to break up and simplify his more abstracted concepts of deeper complexity allowed even the dimmest of intellects, usually the dumb bitches he had on the show, some ability to keep up as he shared with his listeners his worldview of modern relationships. Although I don’t agree with everything he says about love, females and sex, I do agree with most of it because it was something I’d already sensed for myself over the years. He was stating aloud exactly what my relationships with women had been like, as if we’d both attended the same school of brotherhood and had read the same bible on what men and women are and what we should be. End of this sample Kindle book. Otherwise, next week I'll buy it and put it here in all formats (only three euros, but as it's not from 'his'family, I don't like it that much, I don't even know how he got the copyright ...) |
Author: | Aragorn [ Thu Sep 19, 2013 6:42 pm ] |
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Hey GB, Please let me know when you do upload it, I'd be very interested in having a read. |
Author: | GoldenBoy [ Fri Sep 20, 2013 4:47 pm ] | |
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Hey GB,
I changed my mind. The guy is a serial spammer on youtube videos for his book.Please let me know when you do upload it, I'd be very interested in having a read. I wouldn't be surprised it's taken down from amazon soon. The only way is for someone here to get it for free IF YOU HAVE A KINDLE !! Coz I won't buy an ebook like this .... How ? If you have a Kindle, you just take a free 30 day premium membership, and you have a free ebook download available (be sure to not convert (just click on it) your membership though or you'll pay 49€ (or 50+$) the next month). That's all. I'll check regularly though to see if it appears on the net |
Author: | Star_Above [ Fri Jan 03, 2014 9:59 pm ] |
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Here he is talking about the friendzone and being a girls time hoe, really good shit. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9QOQNcpuiA |
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Here he is talking about the friendzone and being a girls time hoe, really good shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9QOQNcpuiA I found a good patrice tumblr with plenty of things on it, advices, videos, ... quotes ... Here it is : http://philosophyofpatriceoneal.tumblr.com/ On time hoes :
Time Hoes
Other good quotes (almost all of them) :blackcocaleaf: This is what a man is when he’s in the friend zone with a broad. Men want to fuck women in no time. Women want time before they fuck men. Why should I whore out my time just to find out if the sex is any good? This is why it is best to find the best way to let women know you want to fuck right away because it’s pointless and fraudulent to you and her to try to “friend-your-way” into some pussy. You know I’m telling the truth. The friend-zone trap is your fault and she thinks you are a straight up clown. While she’s wasting your time on “implied” pussy, having you take her to the movies and out to eat, some soldier who laid his pimp game down right out the gate is fucking the daylights out of her without having to do any of that. Just lay it on the line, flat out. Be prepared to take a loss. Make it known in so many words and actions that your precious time is just as important or possibly more important than any pussy. If she is worried about being a sexual hoe you need to be worried about being a time hoe. And that’s the game and if she doesn’t like it, take a loss & move it right along. Keep your pimp game strong gentlemen. RIP Black Phillip. - Chris Black
“Some women trick themselves into believe that their not sexual objects to us, when we first meet them. When any man first sees or meets a female, his first thoughts are, if he’s truthful with himself is “Look at them tittes/ that ass/ I wonder what she fucks like?” Thats just WHAT we are as animals. We think FUCK, animalistic-ally. Show me WHO you are. The car loses value after I drive it off the lot, but the WHO is what is makes me enjoy it after that. Women dont try to sell us WHO they are. WHAT they are is Women and they do everything that’s typical of Women, but that WHO, is the exception to those rules. The WHO is the person that built by life experiences and likes and dislikes. I dont like sitting acting like I’m trying to figure out who the you are on my quest to get your vagina.”
“Why do all women try to have dignity? What about women who are useless and thats all they got is titties and ass? What they gon’ do? Theres nothing left but to be hoes, dont take that away from them!”
— Patrice Oneal on the Tip Drill Scandal
“I like who likes me”
— Patrice O’Neal
“Fat girls never stink, theres not a guy out there that fucks fat women that says her pussy stunk, because they doubly wash because theyre conscious of their fatness, pretty girls will have a stank pussy sometimes coz they think they prettiness will keep it clean.”
— Patrice O’Neal
“I told my girl, she was the 4th most important thing in my life. First, there’s Me, then my mother, my career, and then her. And, then bitch if my moms dies, you dont move up because her memory would still be more important than you.”
— Patrice Oneal
“She HATES me but she loves me. But she LOVES hating me dude. Do you get that? She loves the passion her hatred for me has. It gives her passion. Let me tell you something. I told my girl if you ever in your life yell at another guy you might as well go with him. If some guy you don’t know evokes passion in you that you yelling and screaming and you hate some other fucking dude. Let me tell you women’s hatred is just like love. The same thing is passion. ”
— Patrice O’Nea
“No guy wants to cheat and hurt his woman, man. That hurts. First of all, think about what cheating is for a second, ladies. Cheating is a man, he sneaks out of his own house, to go like find happiness behind your back so your feelings aren’t hurt. Cheating is for you! It’s not for me. We don’t wanna hurt you.”
— Patrice O’Neal
“Gas went from 99cent to 4 fucking dollars! The only reason it ain’t go to 5 was cause motherfuckers would revolt! That’s how they fuck you - they did it with sneakers! Sneakers used to be $40, then they went from $40 to $80 - people went “OH MY GOD! $80!!” Then they went to $65, and people went “Whew! Oh, man…” THAT’S STILL $25 MORE! They fucked you hard, then they fucked you slower to make you think they stopped fucking you!”
— Paraphrased from the late, great Patrice O’Neal
I only fuck so I have a memory to jerk off to later. -Patrice O’neal
“Men, we build from the bottom-up: we start from pussy and work our way up to “Can you read?”.”
— Patrice O’Neal
“
You gotta understand, once you say to yourself, “This is the last woman that I’m ever gonna be with,” that’s like when…you know what that’s like? I’ll tell you what that’s like. That’s like when in Superman 2, when that muhfucka had a choice between losing his powers to be with that ugly Lois Lane. And everybody just goes, “Did you just lose your FUCKING superpowers for this MONSTER?” And then he gets his ass beat at the diner? That is a guy who decides to be faithful for the rest of life. He gave away his superpowers, man. And a bitch don’t appreciate it. Now, now the bitch don’t like you no more, and she goes, “You’re not—you’re, you’re nothing. I married you because you were Superman.” But bitch, the only way I could be with you was to NOT be Superman. Now you realized you made a mistake. Now you walking through the snow, now you’re walking through Antarctica, trying to find your green crystal, nigga! Trying to look for the Fortress of Solitude, because you realized you’re a fucking idiot, because you gave some bitch all your powers! And that’s what we do! We give a bitch all our powers and they get beat up in a diner by some motherfucker. ” — Patrice O’Neal
“Here’s how to make your man like you and desire what you want, which is love. Equate how you feel about your vagina to how we feel about our time and our space… I can’t fuck you against your will, you gotta desire to want to fuck me. If I fuck you against your will, that’s rape. Now if I’m on the phone and I say, “Look I got to go.” And you say, “Why you gotta go? I want to talk to you some more.” You are raping my time. You are taking something from me. No means no, bitch. I said I got to go. Why are you forcing me to stay on the phone and talk to you about nothing.”
“Liars don’t like me. People who lie, people who live a lie. There’s people who love living lies… I was thinking the other day, ‘brutal honesty’ is a dumb term. The word ‘brutal’ should be associated with lying, like “You’re a brutal liar”, as opposed to somebody who’s just going to inform you of what they believe the truth to be… I love honest shit, man… You can’t fuck with the truth”
Kings and Queens
Kings make queens. A queen can’t make a king. If a king marries a bum bitch, that bitch is now a queen… But look at the Queen of England, that bitch is married and that nigga ain’t the King of England. That nigga is the Duke of tittley-squats.
“Have a opinion, don’t let your opinion have you”
— Patrice Oneal
“Women expect us to like them, but they don’t even like each other…”
— Patrice O’Neal
“If a doctor said, ‘Look, all your back problems come from your 25-inch dick and your heavy balls, nigga, that’s why your back hurt’. I’d be like, ‘Nigga, well where’s the back brace store?’”
— Patrice O’Neal on breast reduction surgery |
Author: | GoldenBoy [ Wed Jun 05, 2019 7:18 pm ] | |||
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Adding this documentary : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA5VJDptD0M Show Me The Money - The Patrice O'neal Documentary Indiegogo Scam
In late 2011, comedy legend Patrice O'neal tragically passed away, leaving a hole in the comedy world that will arguably never be filled. In the following years, fans were given an opportunity to secure Patrice's legacy through a crowd funded documentary spearheaded by Patrice's long time partner, Von Decarlo Brown. However, as time went on, information about the documentary became harder to find until fans were left wondering what happened and where the 130,000 dollars went.
Patrice always did say she was a goofy biitch
"It bothers me how little women bring to the table, and how many demands they have." -Patrice O'Neal
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Author: | peregrinus [ Wed Jun 05, 2019 8:59 pm ] |
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Missed so much Find myself watching his stuff from time to time..... |
Author: | GoldenBoy [ Thu Jun 06, 2019 7:06 pm ] | ||
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Missed so much
Yeah man it's brutal how much I'm thinking what would be his views on the actual world ^^ But to be fair his views ten years ago still hold ... Sad!?Find myself watching his stuff from time to time..... There's a man that's doing a very nice job of remastering Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn (Patrice was a regular). Video quality is still shit (Comedy Central refuses to release dvd apparently), but sound is very nice: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=P ... WPd5LmSl_G One minute video of Patrice's genius : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOjBiZWZ1lk : Patrice ONeal "A Vagina Is Too Much Power For A Woman!" |
Author: | GoldenBoy [ Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:05 pm ] | |
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Some good things in perspective : https://www.vulture.com/2019/10/patrice ... ntral.html "Patrice O’Neal Documentary Headed to Comedy Central"
The network announced today that it’s teamed up with Bill Burr and Al Madrigal’s company All Things Comedy to produce an in-depth documentary about the comedian’s life and career, which will begin filming this fall.
Like a bitch said in Black Phillip 10 or so, "Hell mother fu**ing Yeah !"Peace |
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