Natural Freedom

I'll try to keep it as short as possible:
Last week
I visited my hometown, met with a good friend of mine and we decided to hit the clubs. So after a while I am standing in a smoking lounge and there is this group of cute chicks acting all bitchy towards other people. A bartender is trying to go past them with a keg of beer but they won't move. I told to one who was leading the group "move your fat ass, can't you see that this guy is trying to go past you?" - I was a little drunk so it was MUCH louder than I expected:D She wasn't fat at all btw. So now starts the typical defense of a woman which is attack:
- Fuck you, how can you be so rude towards a woman!
- If you were a woman I would use other words, but by the way you behave you are just self righteous, popmous bitch.
I finished my cigarette and left.
I met her again at the bater later that night, she saw me and I just stood her grinning ordering a beer. She comes to me and says:
-I am not like that
- You act like 'that' so I called you like that (I didn't even looked at her while saying that).
I don't remember the conversation afterwards, but she started to be all nice and etc, I grabbed her ass and went for another beer. At the bar I met a friend of mine who told me that she is a girlfriend of X whom I haven't seen for years. Guy had a terrible car accident lat month and he cannot drink now so he stays at home. So we decided to teach this bitch a lesson. I went back to where we were sitting, she started bringing up sex. My friend left the club, called her boyfriend to come over. I told her let's go outside. She wasn't drunk, keep it in mind. So we went outside and I told her to suck my dick. My friend texted me that they'll be there in 3 minutes,I told him where we are. She kneels, tries to unzip my trousers, but her boyfriend and my mate are not here yet. By that time he was told of what is going on. So I try to slow things down and tell her some stupid stuff.

She's kneeling in front of me and I can see my guys running this way. She looks at me and asks:
- why are you laughing?
- you'll see in a moment.
Her boyfriend came, grabbed her by the hair and starts yelling at her. She tells him "he made me do it, he was trying to rape me". Stupid bitch didn't know that club owner is my friends cousin, we went to him and ask him to let us see the cctv footage. Bitch started collapsing, crying "it wasn't like that" etc, guy looks devastated but he regained his calm. We decided to leave them. So as we are going out, she runs towards me shouting "how could you, you motherfucker, how could you". I smiled and said "You weren't bitch after all, you're just a cheating whore with no respect to your boyfriend". Later that night this guy called me and thanked "for letting him know what kind of a whore was he with". Bouncers there bought me a bottle of Vodka;]

Well I am pretty sure that bitch will think twice before she tries to cheat on some other dude. Lots of fun that night.

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Laying on the floor in a pool of blood and cum
My demons lay beside as I kiss them one by one
Then on that day I met a force that nothing will compare
I was born the son of evil when I fuck the devil there!

what were you really trying to prove? that shit could have turned out worse.

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"I'd rather have no bitch than a half a bitch" Iceberg Slim

Prove? That bitch was my friends girlfriend, from what we have heard it wasn't the first time she cheated on him but he didn't believed it. So now he has the proof. I wouldlike my friends to that for me.

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Laying on the floor in a pool of blood and cum
My demons lay beside as I kiss them one by one
Then on that day I met a force that nothing will compare
I was born the son of evil when I fuck the devil there!

you say that now...

I'm just saying, you chose to call her out for acting snotty, you later chose to smile at her at the bar, and you chose to ask her to blow you...all so you could teach her a lesson for me that would be "reaching" too much, but you are you and I am me

surely you don't think that's gonna stop her if she don't want to?

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"I'd rather have no bitch than a half a bitch" Iceberg Slim

When I all that happened before I was told that she's in a relationship with my buddy. Calling out on her bitchy behavior only because I worked as a one and I know how nasty people can be towards you, and you can tell them shit because you'll be fired. that's it mate.

Ohh and I never "asked" her to give me a head. I told her to.

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Laying on the floor in a pool of blood and cum
My demons lay beside as I kiss them one by one
Then on that day I met a force that nothing will compare
I was born the son of evil when I fuck the devil there!

That ego...SMH

Wait.

...he went from 'a guy you haven't seen in years'...to 'your friend's girlfriend'? Please be aware that the amount it costs to bail your ego out of pride prison increases hourly.

...and you're lucky it DID turn out like that. You took a gamble banking that a guy 'who you haven't seen in years' was going to be rational about seeing his girlfriend with your dick in her mouth. Consider yourself very lucky indeed.

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EVERYTHING in life is conditional...EVERYTHING.

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That wasn't very ninja like.

Made me laugh though

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"The heart is deep beyond all things, and it is the man. Even so, who can know him."

My friend who went for this dude (we were good friends back then, but the contact ceased, however it doesn't mean we are not good friends - I bet Kidd that u have some guys from the military like that)

It might be unclear because the way I wrote- she wasn't sucking my dick, I slowed things down, she was kneeling, if it came to the point when she was touching my dick I would stop.

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Laying on the floor in a pool of blood and cum
My demons lay beside as I kiss them one by one
Then on that day I met a force that nothing will compare
I was born the son of evil when I fuck the devil there!

I can only go by what you write, dude.

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EVERYTHING in life is conditional...EVERYTHING.

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Yeah I know:) and that's only writing Kidd, I also have really strong Norn Iron accent to make things worse:P

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Laying on the floor in a pool of blood and cum
My demons lay beside as I kiss them one by one
Then on that day I met a force that nothing will compare
I was born the son of evil when I fuck the devil there!

Funny story, like others have said, it could have turned out way differently. There's a lot of crazy people out there and you never know how they'll react when they're put in a certain situation. Still hilarious though.

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"Any good pimp is his own best company. His inner-life is so rich with cunning and scheming to out-think his whores." -Iceberg Slim