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Author:  TheModernLibertine [ Wed May 26, 2010 1:34 am ]
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Let's hear the most ridiculous or embarassing thing you have done around a woman.

I'll start off first with a really bad one that I did just to see if I could get away with it. It's really bad...

I played a Hannah Montana song during sex,


Three cheers for absudity!
Author:  Sniper [ Wed May 26, 2010 2:19 am ]
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One time (long time ago) I was at a bar trying out some PUA stuff. That night I got a few rejections and my mood was a bit down.

So I thought: I'm not going to go home feeling down, I want to do something ridiculous just to laugh on the responces I get from women.

So I approached and talked to women and Picking My Nose at the same time :lol:

3 women I talked to were too shocked to say anything, the fourth women I talked to was like: :o and then said: what are you doing? you are disgusting....
I said: what do you want? I need to take out the goblins... :mrgreen:

then to end the night even better I mixed some of Zan's stuff with my new strategy:
I went to a woman who looked like a prada: smiled, winked, gave her a compliment. She smiled a little bit- And then I started Picking My Nose and asking her questions:
what's your name? where are you from?
She was shocked and then she grabbed her friend and they both run away from the bar. :mrgreen:

you should have seen the women's faces, that was the best comedy show in town....
Author:  The Kidd!! [ Wed May 26, 2010 3:35 pm ]
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Geez...this is a tough one...hmmmmmmm...

A Playstation 1 + Metal Gear Solid 1 + Dual Shock controller + option screen that allows for fine rumble/vibration of said controller + college professor sitting on couch in panties wondering why I'm fumbling with a videogame at THAT particular time = CLIMAX. :mrgreen:

You guys should try it sometime. 8-)
Author:  peregrinus [ Wed May 26, 2010 3:59 pm ]
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The Kidd!! wrote:
Geez...this is a tough one...hmmmmmmm...

A Playstation 1 + Metal Gear Solid 1 + Dual Shock controller + option screen that allows for fine rumble/vibration of said controller + college professor sitting on couch in panties wondering why I'm fumbling with a videogame at THAT particular time = CLIMAX. :mrgreen:

You guys should try it sometime. 8-)
Funnily enough, strangely similar thing with the playstation 2... I used to develop games on it, ended up writing a test program for the Dual Shock rumble, so could vary the strength and frequency, pulse or continuous and variable pulse length.

Oddly after playing around with it at work :) I had this thought of bringing it home to play with it, so put it on a memory card and brought it home.. Then dismantled one of the controllers and mounted it creatively :)

The test came out that using a proper controller worked better on her than my creative contraption. So the contraption was binned after several attempts and my controller ended up covered in juices most of the time.

It was fun to put it on pulse and then a random value in a set range for the vibration strength.. she never quite knew how strong it would be or what frequency of pulses, catching her off guard seemed to work better than continuous mode. Wore out the rumble motor over the course of 3 weeks she did :)
Then she appeared 2 days later with a new controller and a big grin on her face.

Over the next few months the program was refined a lot during my spare time at work.. Ended up with all sorts of features... Preset combinations was the most fun, little sequences of pulses/frequencies, randomly selected from a list - keep the ones that she liked and delete others.. Then came the music sync playing from music on the ps2 hard drive .. fond memories

Putting someone with programming knowledge, hardware knowledge and a woman together is a dangerous but fun pastime heh

Kidd: I did smile when you posted this, dug up a memory of mine 8-)
Author:  The Kidd!! [ Wed May 26, 2010 4:05 pm ]
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Wow man...you took it to a whole new level. :shock:

Kudos to you, sir! :mrgreen:

So you're a game dev? My respect for you has just increased tenfold! I'll have to get at you offline or in another thread about that...awesome! :D
Author:  peregrinus [ Wed May 26, 2010 4:08 pm ]
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TheModernLibertine wrote:
Let's hear the most ridiculous or embarassing thing you have done around a woman.

I'll start off first with a really bad one that I did just to see if I could get away with it. It's really bad...
Ok, had been out with some friends for drinks at a local university student bar (few years ago), was not feeling too clever and most of them had wandered off at some point.

Am leaning over one of those parking barriers, throwing my guts up, really badly, totally drunk.

Anyway, stand up, clean up a bit (try to - lol) and spot this woman (mid 30's) who had been walking across the car park from the bar, she was staring at me (according to my friend, who described it in great detail to me in the days afterwards), I was just awestruck even in my totally drunk state. I could not stop looking into her eyes, we were locked in this mutual gaze.

Then came the immortal line "Come here I want to kiss you"
(I did not know at the time, being so out of it, but apparently she had just watched what had happened with me and my guts and the floor)
I could not help myself, it just came out of my mouth, it was all that was on my mind.

She walked over to me and I kissed her, full on straight away. Then when we stopped she walked me back to her place, holding me up the entire way, saw her for months afterwards.

I used to have some issues about how it worked, but it did, I was just so congruent, I did not give a shit about what had happened all I wanted to do at that moment was kiss her and was totally focussed on her. She was a professional woman, visiting a friend there and was as surprised when asked later about it as I was, she could just see that I REALLY wanted her in that moment and did not care about anything else.

She said it was one of the most powerful moments in her life.. I can say for me it was also, despite being really out of it, I remember those moments looking at her so clearly and how I got lost in the kiss that followed.

[Addition: Remember - I had just thrown up all over the place, did not look good, did not smell too good and more than likely did not taste too good, this did not end up mattering to either of us]
Author:  TheModernLibertine [ Thu May 27, 2010 3:08 am ]
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Kidd...lmao. I love that! I am so gonna do that.

Perengrinus, I love that story you posted. That is some great shit!

Sniper, that's classic. I'll bet they were thinking "wtf?"
Author:  Jared [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:05 pm ]
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Around 3 women & 2 men

Listened to strange sounds of sweaty skins while on
top of her, in a tent, with 3 women and 2 other men,
I was with 2 women in there and had a great time
during one summer.

We were trying to produce the strangest sounds while
those other people laughing and us laughing, (we were
all sober, I don´t drink anything harder than milk. And
those other friends of mine were bysy w/their girls so we were
all doing it so it doesn´t really matter if someone saw that)

I´ve had some hardcore reality. It´s better with 1 women at a time
though...

You only have to love and honor yourself and women, that´s it.
If you fake it, you get into shit tests. It has to come from the core,
this Love & Honor.
Even if you get harshly tested, you won´t see it that way anymore.

And carry that "already satisfied with women" vibe with you always.
Author:  The Kidd!! [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:30 pm ]
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I took a chick to go see the Power Rangers Movie once... :mrgreen:
Author:  Alchemist [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:15 pm ]
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Author:  TheModernLibertine [ Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:20 pm ]
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A couple of weeks ago, the movie I chose to put for us while I seduced a girl was Harry and The Hendersons. I couldn't help myself...
Author:  Star_Above [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:40 pm ]
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TheModernLibertine wrote:
A couple of weeks ago, the movie I chose to put for us while I seduced a girl was Harry and The Hendersons. I couldn't help myself...
Love that movie!
Author:  Azriel [ Fri Jan 07, 2011 4:21 pm ]
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I chose a movie to watch with a relative and her friend who I had a thing for, it was practically porn, they both walked out:P
Author:  TheModernLibertine [ Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:07 am ]
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I have a bet going on with my friend Kimberley that I can seduce a girl no matter what we're watching.

So far she has to challenges for me to complete.

The intermediate is that I have to seduce a girl while we're watching "Dunston checks in".

And the advanced challenge is that I have to seduce a girl while watching a Pee Wee Herman movie WITH The Jonas Brothers playing on my stereo in the background.

I think I'll go for the Dunston checks in challenge first, but you can bet your ass that I will be doing the Pee Wee challenge here pretty soon...
Author:  freespirit422 [ Sat Jan 08, 2011 1:45 am ]
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lol that advanced challenge is ridiculous. But that reminds me of the south park episode with the Jonas Brothers, you ever seen that one? I think the Pee Wee Herman movie is gonna be your biggest hurdle, especially with that laugh of his in the background haha.
Author:  The Kidd!! [ Sat Jan 08, 2011 3:58 am ]
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TheModernLibertine wrote:
I have a bet going on with my friend Kimberley that I can seduce a girl no matter what we're watching.

So far she has to challenges for me to complete.

The intermediate is that I have to seduce a girl while we're watching "Dunston checks in".

And the advanced challenge is that I have to seduce a girl while watching a Pee Wee Herman movie WITH The Jonas Brothers playing on my stereo in the background.

I think I'll go for the Dunston checks in challenge first, but you can bet your ass that I will be doing the Pee Wee challenge here pretty soon...
Haha! Piece of cake, mate! :lol:
Author:  TheModernLibertine [ Sat Jan 08, 2011 8:48 pm ]
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Well then you know what you'll be watching on your next movie night right, Kidd? ;)
Author:  Azriel [ Fri Jan 14, 2011 7:21 pm ]
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Seduce a woman while watching Hostel 2.
Author:  fufe [ Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:50 pm ]
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We were watching some lesbian hentai or something - It was her idea actually. Then we were discussing how it would be us with one of our female friends we had a little crush on together. This situation is more complicated, I will get into it in another thread, maybe 8-)

Not really ridiculous in my point of view, but may be amusing for you guys :D
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